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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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