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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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