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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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