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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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