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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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