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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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