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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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