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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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