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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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