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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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