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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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