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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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