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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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