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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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