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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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