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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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