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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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