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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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