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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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