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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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