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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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