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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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