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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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