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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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