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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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