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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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