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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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