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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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