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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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