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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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