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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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