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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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