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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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