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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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