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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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