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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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