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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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