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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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