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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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