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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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