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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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