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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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