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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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