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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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