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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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