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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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