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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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