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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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