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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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