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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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