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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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