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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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